Visual Basic would be Satanism....busyet,,,,,,...??
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kalo kreatif ....
Temen gw ngasih link ini http://www.aegisub.net/2008/12/if-programming-languages-were-religions.html pas baca isinya gw langsung ketawa dan terkesima.
Bahwa selama ini benar adanya dugaan dan sangkaan (bingung kan bahasanya 
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C++ would be Islam
- It takes C and not only keeps all its laws, but adds a very complex
new set of laws on top of it. It's so versatile that it can be used to
be the foundation of anything, from great atrocities to beautiful works
of art. Its followers are convinced that it is the ultimate universal
language, and may be angered by those who disagree. Also, if you insult
it or its founder, you'll probably be threatened with death by more
radical followers.
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C would be Judaism
- it's old and restrictive, but most of the world is familiar with its
laws and respects them. The catch is, you can't convert into it -
you're either into it from the start, or you will think that it's
insanity. Also, when things go wrong, many people are willing to blame
the problems of the world on it.
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Java would be Fundamentalist Christianity
- it's theoretically based on C, but it voids so many of the old laws
that it doesn't feel like the original at all. Instead, it adds its own
set of rigid rules, which its followers believe to be far superior to
the original. Not only are they certain that it's the best language in
the world, but they're willing to burn those who disagree at the stake.
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Visual Basic would be Satanism - Except that you don't REALLY need to sell your soul to be a Satanist... 
gileee..... 