Developer Song...
INTRO
The customer : "This won't work. find me another."
The owner : "Don't have time? then stay up all night tonight. You couldn't finish this thing by now! then, what are we supposed to do?"
The boss : "This is too mediiocre, we need something different here, something more interesting and more hip."
Me : "Oh, just Stop, i don't want to hear it any more!"
SONG
Customers who just keep demanding,
My neck that gets as stiff as a piece of wood,
The owner who keeps telling us to work until morning with no sleep,
And, Boss, just leaves the office as soon as he finishes his talk,
A junior colleague who says, "I found a better place to work."
All in all, my work gets doubled
My boss who blames me for not understanding what he says,
My heart, which gets crushed one more time,
We developers who keep living a hard life all the time
Coworkers ask me, "Do you see any future by working your ass off everyday (as developer)?"
I wonder if I will ever be the one who finishes laughing.
My only wish, my only wish is
By now, I need to have a life as perfect as the software I created (But both of them is dream).
I will arm myself, because that is the only way to put an end to this boring life
I will invest in myself, because that is the only way that I can refresh myself and be ahead of others
I have lots of stuff I put off, even though I wanted to complete
However, the damn "coding" stopped me from doing it
The hunger that I tormented me while working nights
The desperation that I got after knowing I lost all the coding work that I put in
ENDING
Now, things have changed
Take the opportunity for taking my idea to fly high
The VS 2005 is finally reborn
As the beacon for software developers dreaming freedom
You do not call me a coder any more for god's sake
Because we keep striving to be part of a larger world
Since I have a brand-new design right here in my hand
I can now embrace the whole future, using my whole body
For you and me
We are proud of being developers leading this world.
And We will take the flowers of hope to fruition, even bigger than ever before
ALTERNATIVE ENDING
Now, things have changed
Take the opportunity for taking my idea to fly high
The VS 2005 is finally reborn
As the beacon for software developers dreaming freedom
Bos know is great tools..
But he/she thinks is not worthed to buy in single penny
I still work as developer
Who just dreaming buy a great notebooks to install VS 2005 by myself!!!
Who just dreaming to drive a SUV like my Bos..
Found it in a site ( i forgot)
Like many Jakarta people said, i will said in Prokem language “Gue Banget Gitu Loch“
Greets
Ridi Ferdiana
http://ridilabs.net